Disappointment

So I did not get the job. I am quite sure that my age was the reason behind. Of course they did not say so because it would have been illegal.

In my case I am raking the leaves...

News From Overseas

The United Nations recently conducted a worldwide survey.

The question they asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The UN was frustrated by the answers it got because:

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant
and in the United States they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
Although in a way true (and funny), on the other hand this is not only a joke..

Interview

Hi, I was in a job interview on Monday and was selected among the three who are continuing on Thursday! Not bad, eh? This interview tomorrow is final and is conducted in English by people from the head quartes abroad. Wish me luck!