Sunday, July 26, 2009


Definition: Liquidity is when you look at your retirement funds and wet your pants.

Friday, July 24, 2009


The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness... Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you...

Wednesday, July 22, 2009


Thursday, July 16, 2009

Some Strange Things We Do

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

I Think

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are certainly missing...

Haven't Gone Anywhere

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Thought of The Day 54

Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Thought of The Day 53

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?