Liquidity

Definition: Liquidity is when you look at your retirement funds and wet your pants.

Sanity

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness... Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you...

Welcome

Some Strange Things We Do

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

I Think

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are certainly missing...

Haven't Gone Anywhere

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Thought of The Day 54

Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

Thought of The Day 53

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?