Thought of The Day 55
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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"The three great essentials to achieve anything worth while are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; third, common sense." - Thomas Edison
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This is already my 50th Thought of The Day. So I thought it should somehow represent me. And I found this. I could not agree more.
"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." - Michael Pritchard
So, if you don't feel like laughing, let's have a smile at least!
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You will never fully grasp the depth of life's richness. For the more of it you experience, the more of it there is.
-- Ralph Marston
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Thought to Ponder....
I would rather live my life as if there is a God
and die to find out there isn't,
than live my life as if there isn't
and die to find out there is...Hmmm
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The secret of a Happy Marriage is that the other one is always right and the other one is a man.
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"No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back."
-Turkish proverb
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You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end each of us must work for his own improvement, and at the same time share a general responsibility for all humanity.
~Marie Curie
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Why do people think that I'm stingy, although they know that I'm leaving all my assets to the Church? asked a rich man the vicar.
-Let me tell you a story of a pig and a cow, said the vicar.
-People did not like the pig meanwhile they loved the cow. This bothered the pig immensely.
-People talk about your friendly nature and big beautiful eyes, said the pig to the cow.
-They regard you as generous because you give them milk every day. But what about me? I give them bacon and ham. I produce bristle to their brushes and they use even my cloven hooves. And still nobody loves me. Why?
-Do you know what the cow answered? asked the vicar.
-The cow said:"What if they like me because I give them something while I'm still alive!"
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Chop your firewood yourself, only then they make you warm twice.
'Positiivarit'
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" If you wake up breathing, it's a good day - so make the most of it."
Ricardo J. Mendez
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A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of
him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large, empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the
students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the
jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas
between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was
full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of
course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar
was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured
the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space
between the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the
important things- -your family, your children, your health, your friends,
your favorite passions--things that, if everything else was lost and only
they remained, your life would still be full.
"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house,
your car. The sand is everything else--the small stuff".
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room
for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all
your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the
things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are
critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get
medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There
will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. Take care of
the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities.
The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no
matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of
beers."
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"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything." - Oscar Wilde
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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison
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