Thought of The Day 18
It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
By Garry Marshall
It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
By Garry Marshall
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more
honorable but more useful than a life
spent doing nothing.
By George Bernard Shaw
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As everyone anywhere in the world is very excited and interested in knowing what has happened in the World Championships in Nordic Skiing, I am happy to announce that we (The Finns that is) have won pots/lots of gold. We Are The Winners.
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My policy is not to worry. For instance, if I cannot get to sleep because I worry about something, I clasp my hands and I tell God: "Hey God, you have to stay awake anyway, so why not take my worries for the night and I'll take them back in the morning?" It works most of the time. But if you do have to worry, you should be organized:
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I am a worldfamous cook in my family. My secret is that I always follow a recipe and never ask any questions. Ever.
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The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the Peanuts comic strip.
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize. (at least we all should be able to name one! )
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.
6. Name Finland's seventh President.
How did you do?
The point is, none of us remember all of the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten.
Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:
1. List two teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.
Easier?
The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.
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Presidents Day is the common name for the United States federal holiday officially designated as George Washington's Birthday.
It is celebrated on the third Monday of February. Though commonly seen written as Presidents' Day or President's Day, Presidents Day is technically the correct form of the holiday's name. The holiday does not belong to the presidents, but is rather a day the United States honors them. Presidents is considered an "attributive noun" and acts as a modifier.
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